Welcome one welcome all. I’m going to make this pretty brief, so enjoy the special Christmas blog, written in the style of “One Horse Open Sleigh”, which I’ve renamed to, “New Baitcaster Reel.”
New Baitcaster Reel
Driving to the lake,
With a new baitcaster reel.
To the bait shop we go,
Getting worms to make a meal.
Lure on the end of yer line,
A tackle box full of shit,
Hoping to catch number nine,
If you don’t you’ll throw a fit.
Ocean swells, Ocean swells,
Ocean swells in winter,
O what fun it is to say,
FishAddix is for anglers.
A day or two ago,
I had to write this blog,
It then started to snow,
And my dolphin I did flog.
The site was quiet and dark,
I need another rhyme,
Who will catch the biggest shark,
I cannot wait til springtime.
Ocean swells, Ocean swells,
Ocean swells in winter,
O what fun it is to say,
FishAddix is for anglers.
A day or two ago,
I tried to go ice fishing,
On the lake there was some snow,
For warmth I was wishing.
A gent was walking by,
With a new baitcaster reel,
He laughed at my frozen fly,
But then he tripped and made a squeal.
Ocean swells, Ocean swells,
Ocean swells in winter,
O what fun it is to say,
FishAddix is for anglers.
Now this story ends,
Chipty bids farewell.
A season’s greetings FishAddix sends,
For this tune I expect a Nobel!
On behalf of everyone at FishAddix, have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday, and one hell of a New Year.
Fish On,
CHIPTY
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